Archive for December, 2009

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Early dismissal!

December 31, 2009

The greatest words in the English language.

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Donkey Kong

December 30, 2009

What aren’t you understanding about this?

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King Kong

December 29, 2009

What, like there can only be one guy named Kong?

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Another beautiful day in the Popply Dimension

December 23, 2009

Clearly influenced by the Frank Book I just read.

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Superhero?

December 22, 2009

I believe I’ll have the soup.

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Pandora’s Oscillator

December 21, 2009

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Daddy Warbucks rats out his cellie

December 18, 2009

Thus guaranteeing a shiv to the eye, a wound he would later hide behind a monocle.  The irony, of course, is that throughout his life, Warbucks was only imprisoned briefly, for the double vehicular homicide that left an unknown girl orphaned.  He would never be tried for his innumerable crimes of labor busting, war profiteering, bribery of public officials, and selling secrets to the Nazis.