Daddy Warbucks rats out his cellie

December 18, 2009

Thus guaranteeing a shiv to the eye, a wound he would later hide behind a monocle.  The irony, of course, is that throughout his life, Warbucks was only imprisoned briefly, for the double vehicular homicide that left an unknown girl orphaned.  He would never be tried for his innumerable crimes of labor busting, war profiteering, bribery of public officials, and selling secrets to the Nazis.


One comment

  1. it’s weird that he had a name like that, too

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