Archive for the ‘Bad Advice’ Category


I keep getting older and keep on staying the same age

April 13, 2010


Pierre’s Discount Viscount Robes

March 17, 2010

It’s a Reign of Terror and Savings! New for this season: collarless formal wear!


Omar of Appalachia

March 8, 2010

Went to boarding school with Lawrence of Arabia, but turned out very differently. I’m currently out of speech bubbles, so just imagine he’s saying “Gimme that hooch!” Day two of exposed male nipples, no significant law enforcement contact to report. A cop did yawn at me at a stop light, probably just a coincidence. Anyway, I think a  fatwa would be great publicity, can any of my readers arrange this?


What’s the worst that could happen?

October 27, 2009

what could happenSubmit to your answer in the comments.



Panhandling sans pan

October 9, 2009


This guy obviously can’t get a job because of his hideously deformed feet.


The brain swapping experiment

July 31, 2009

hit the juice

We’re glad to see you’re sticking with your mad science, after the failure with the hypertoilet.


Do you suffer from things?

July 8, 2009

trust me

Testing phase of a new treatment for Irritable Leg Syndrome.