Archive for the ‘mad scientists’ Category

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BREAKING: James Buchanan escapes from the Hall of Presidents

March 9, 2010

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How to play whiffle ball

January 27, 2010

Step 1. Procure a bottle of whiskey.

Step 2. You’ll figure it out.

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By the year 2010

January 7, 2010

My brother (the handsome one, not the dashing one)  just reminded me of this little movie I made many years ago, titled “By the Year 2010.” When you consider the popularity of Zhu Zhu pets, you will see that I am a freaking Nostradamus.

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Ham radio nickname: Cuppycakes

December 17, 2009

Trucker CB handle: Johnny No Navel

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Lord Mittens

November 23, 2009

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Care for a glass of Kool-Aid?

November 12, 2009

hailbopS

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From the J. Petermang catalog

October 29, 2009

spaceroniS

From the icy methane seas of Titan to the balmy airs of Dimension X, you’ll be comfortable and stylish in our hybrid radium-aluminum exo-suit.

Just §89.99

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World’s Greatest Gardener

October 23, 2009

cyborg man apeS

I suppose you think genetically engineered cyborg man-apes are only good for killing?

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Pot Bellied Armor

October 22, 2009

pot bellied knightS

Invented by  Benjamin Franklin the Bloodthirsty, who is also credited with the creation of Laser Bifocals.

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Scene from the ’09 Hat Summit

October 21, 2009

different hatsS

Point of clarification: that’s the 2609 Hat Summit. Fashion observers may remember this was the year the  Morlock delegation ate all those Carmen Mirandroids.