PhD in Evil Theology

Don’t even ask how this guy goes to the bathroom.

I have arrived

Remember the fun we had with reader interaction last week? Well it just got  fun-er. Thanks to Ari, who apparently has a  ladyfriend who cared enough to make him this:

You’re a lucky man, Ari.

Some side effects may include…

…nausea, upset stomach, sudden mood swings, crabbiness…

UPDATE! Some of my brother’s friends were talking about penises and thought I should make some changes to today’s post. So without further ado: